[Enki]

a) I expected races from many MMORPGs, perhaps with qualifiers: wood elf cyber whore, dark elf goth cyber whore, etc, etc.

b) There is a team named the Senators? Apparently slamming beers and talking parlimentary procedure is way more popular in the frosty north.

c) I hear the World Poker Championships and the World Backgammon Championships are also going on right now.

d) Seriously? The Senators? Idiocy. I mean, until a few years ago, the Canadian Senators had to ask the Queen for permission to cornhole each other.

e) Vendrix was much better as a dark elf.